John McCain is a Sniveling, Pandering Dobson-Boner
October 13, 2007 – 11:42 am | by dean
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Apparently, John McCain now thinks the Constitution establishes the United States as a Christian nation, even though it explicitly establishes a nation of no religion. What a fucktard.
18 Responses to “John McCain is a Sniveling, Pandering Dobson-Boner”
By MochaLab on Oct 13, 2007 | Reply
Wait, wasn’t that Ann Coultier? Isn’t she going around apostletizing (sp?) to the Jews now? Or is McCain doing it? Who’s doing what? Chanukah’s coming up and my mom needs a guest list for dinner. Can someone please help her work out who to invite?
By the matthew show on Oct 14, 2007 | Reply
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Pastor Fred Phelps. That’s the dinner party to beat all.
By MochaLab on Oct 17, 2007 | Reply
i ran across this quote and totally thought of dean:
One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh.
By the matthew show on Oct 18, 2007 | Reply
“The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.” - Oscar Wilde
By MochaLab on Oct 19, 2007 | Reply
“what is essential is invisible to the eye”
-The Little Prince
By the matthew show on Oct 19, 2007 | Reply
“Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness.” - George Orwell
By the matthew show on Oct 19, 2007 | Reply
Found this a second after the Submit button:
“Myths which are believed in tend to become true.” - George Orwell
By MochaLab on Oct 20, 2007 | Reply
“We can never obtain peace in the world if we neglect the inner world and don’t make peace with ourselves.” - the Dalai Lama
By MochaLab on Oct 20, 2007 | Reply
“A donkey with a load of holy books is still a donkey.” - Sufi Saying.
By the matthew show on Oct 21, 2007 | Reply
“The believer is happy; the doubter is wise.” - Hungarian proverb
By the matthew show on Oct 21, 2007 | Reply
Somewhat off-topic, but I enjoy this:
“This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.” - Dorothy Parker
By dean on Oct 21, 2007 | Reply
CUT.
THIS.
SHIT.
OUT.
By the matthew show on Oct 22, 2007 | Reply
“You shouldn’t frow stones if you live inna glass house, and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mowf.” - 50 Cent
By MochaLab on Oct 24, 2007 | Reply
“they fuck you up, your mom and dad
they do not mean to, but they do
they fill you with the fears they have
then add some new ones just for you.
but they were fucked up in their turn
by fools in old style hats and coats
who half the time were soppy stern
and half at one another’s throats.
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
so get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.”
-Philip Larkin
By MochaLab on Oct 24, 2007 | Reply
and since YOU had to go and start with 50 Cent, here it comes, bitch:
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that’s gonna happen is I’ma get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
Paparatzi’s with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I’m African
All because this fool was harrasin’ them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain’t nothin sweet ‘bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain’t one
-Jay Z.
By the matthew show on Oct 24, 2007 | Reply
“Tropical hot dog night! Like two flamingos in a fruit fight!!” - Captain Beefheart
By the matthew show on Oct 24, 2007 | Reply
Though more appropriate to the original post:
“Let the president answer a higher anarchy
Strap him with an Ak-47, let him go, fight his own war
Let him impress daddy that way
No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil
No more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain’t loyal
If we don’t serve our own country, we’re patronizing a hero
Look in his eyes its all lies
The stars and stripes, they’ve been swiped, washed out and wiped
And replaced with his own face, Mosh now or die
If I get sniped tonight you know why,
Cause I told you to fight.”
By MochaLab on Oct 25, 2007 | Reply
and on that note i will respectfully toast.